1
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How 'bout that saucy tune, huh?

2
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Speaking of hot, it's a blazing 96 out there.

3
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Careful of heat stroke, folks.

4
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Yuwen! Yuwen! Yuwen! Yuwen!

5
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Let's go, everybody! Whoo!

6
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Yuwen! Yuwen! Yuwen!

7
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All right, Yuwen, we got this.

8
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Yuwen! Yuwen! Yuwen!

9
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Here comes the Yuwen Special!

10
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-Order up!

11
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-Strike!

12
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-Strike! You're out!

13
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Next!

14
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Eat this.

15
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Strike!

16
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Yeah!

17
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Ahhh!

18
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"Are you not entertained"?

19
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Out!

20
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-Come on! -Thank you, folks.

21
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I know. I'm amazing. You don't have to tell me.

22
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You mean, "Thanks, Taylor, for saving my butt, you're the best."

23
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Taylor, please.

24
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-I gotta give you all something to do. -Okay.

25
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I don't wanna steal the limelight. You know I'm generous like that.

26
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Whatever. It's not the Little Yuwen Show.

27
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Roar! Did I do it right?

28
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Huh. Whatever.

29
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Please like me.

30
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All right, let's go, team! Score some runs!

31
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Boy, watch the game.

32
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Laurie, you're up.

33
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Come on, Laurie. If you hit this one, it'll be a miracle.

34
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Let's go, Laurie, let's go

35
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Wait. No, he's not.

36
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-I see why you do it, though. Gotcha. -Depressing!

37
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Pickles dugout.

38
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Taylor, could we get a quote about how much you adore Yuwen

39
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and how the team would be nothing without him?

40
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-In your own words. -You mean bottom-of-the-lineup Yuwen?

41
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-Dang!

42
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She got you good. I'm sorry.

43
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-She got you.

44
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Let's go, Laurie!

45
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Come on! You got this!

46
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Good eye, good eye Get a hit, get a hit...

47
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Every day is a new day to step up.

48
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Yeah.

49
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-To make the right decisions.

50
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Okay, see you on Saturday for the championship.

51
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That's my favorite part.

52
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Pure gold, right?

53
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The sound effects were so good, though.

54
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Don't be a jerk, Yuwen. Take it down.

55
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Why? So many likes already.

56
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All right, parents. Parents? Huddle up. Parents, on me.

57
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-I hate how much I love this. -Beef!

58
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-I know, right? -Help me.

59
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Beef!

60
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-It's low-key hilarious. -Laurie has got to see this.

61
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Hey, Laurie, did you see my scouting report?

62
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You're Internet famous.

63
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No!

64
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Wow! You caught that. That's really good.

65
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Yuwen, what the... Why would you post that?

66
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'Cause it's comedy gold.

67
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You're so immature!

68
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Whatever. Hannah liked it.

69
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I just like everything.

70
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Grow up, you're not funny.

71
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You're not funny. You're not funny.

72
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You're not funny.

73
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What a loser.

74
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Loser!

75
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-What a loser.

76
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He's such a loser!

77
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You're just sad.

78
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You're just a sad little boy who's picking on her because you like Laurie!

79
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-I never knew...

80
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-Wait, how long have they been together? -That makes sense.

81
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-Classic, picking on the girl you like. -My mom owns a Dairy Queen.

82
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If you want, we could grab a Blizzard sometime.

83
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What? I don't like Laurie. I like Taylor.

84
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I like Taylor!

85
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I like Taylor!

86
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-Oh.

87
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What did I just do?

88
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You heard me.

89
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Huh?

90
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I like Taylor.

91
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Is this happening? Marry me!

92
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Girl, you know that you love me. So, you wanna go out, or what?

93
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Yeah, sure.

94
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She loves me!

95
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Awesome!

96
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Uh, I think that's my bag.

97
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It's okay.

98
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What movie are you seeing?

99
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I don't know, Squids and Trucks 7, or something.

100
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Okay, what's the special occasion?

101
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Mom.

102
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Why do you smell like that?

103
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Mom. I'm a man now, so I smell like one.

104
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Mommy will pick you up at 9:30.

105
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Wow!

106
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I should greet her. Hi, sweet Taylor.

107
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Hey, Yuwen. You look nice.

108
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Oh, wassup, my rad she-bro?

109
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You don't have to front with me. Just be yourself.

110
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I don't care if you're an octopus. You're family to me.

111
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That was funny. We should let her know.

112
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Psst. Hold me.

113
00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,916
-Did you hear about Yuwen and Taylor? -No way.

114
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-Yeah, they're making it school official.

115
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Hey, Taylor, study after school?

116
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-No, thank you. We're busy. -I can't.

117
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-So happy for you two!

118
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Not for the championship, or anything. Maybe by next season?

119
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You really want my help?

120
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I just want, you know, kind of, for fun?

121
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Don't even mention it, I don't... 'Cause it's stupid.

122
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No, it's not stupid.

123
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I'm just surprised you wanna be a catcher.

124
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Don't beat yourself up if you can't catch my heat at first.

125
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I'm like the best pitcher in the state.

126
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You know, kind of a big deal. Nice catch.

127
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Seriously, Yuwen. Don't go easy on me, I need to learn.

128
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Huh. Okay. Here comes the airplane.

129
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Fine. Why did I even... I'm going home, Yuwen.

130
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-I'm so stupid. -Wait! Okay.

131
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Okay, wait! I'll throw it for real.

132
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Whoa.

133
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-Here you go. Thanks. -Thank you.

134
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And Ira's been, like, really struggling.

135
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He keeps hanging out with the Bleacher Creatures.

136
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-Whoa. -Yeah, I know.

137
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I just... I really worry about him sometimes.

138
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Don't worry, I'll talk to him.

139
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-Really? -Yeah, of course.

140
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And done.

141
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Hey, Taylor. Since we're being honest...

142
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Always be honest, Yuwen.

143
00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,458
I wanna tell you something.

144
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That I am the perfect human being, Yuwen!

145
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-Yuwen.

146
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Just kidding. But this is something that I haven't told anyone,

147
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,208
-not even Kai. -Okay.

148
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This... Can I trust you?

149
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Absolutely.

150
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Hi, this is the real me.

151
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Aw!

152
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And this is me.

153
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Um, I do that when I'm nervous.

154
00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,666
Taylor, you're amazing!

155
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,125
Ooh, get butterflies every time you're close

156
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:12,375
Been around the globe, but I ain't seen this before

157
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,416
It must be paradise

158
00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:17,958
No there ain't no roads, it's just you and I

159
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:19,166
Ow!

160
00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:23,000
Make it up as we go, let's just improvise

161
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,583
The whole world just stops

162
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,666
Thank you.

163
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,333
"X" marks the spot

164
00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:31,041
Oh, my, my, my, this must be paradise

165
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,958
I'm living, I'm living I can't deny

166
00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,458
Shout out to Tay-Tay, the cutest girl in the school. Whoo-hoo!

167
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:42,541
-Fastball, again, full speed. -Okay, fastball.

168
00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:45,958
-Throw me another! -Drop.

169
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:47,750
Now, rise ball.

170
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,083
-Changeup! -Changeup!

171
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Curve! Inside. Out.

172
00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:51,958
-Yeah! -Yes!

173
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-Roar! -Roar!

174
00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:56,166
-That was such a good run!

175
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:04,208
This must be paradise

176
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,166
Woo, hoo

177
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:13,416
We both love music, and we like skating, and she laughs at all my jokes.

178
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,875
-Hey, steak or chicken? -Um, vegetarian?

179
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,375
Ew. Fine. Tay and I like meat.

180
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:21,250
And we like the city more than the country,

181
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,458
we want two kids, maybe three.

182
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,666
Jacob, Katherine and Aspen.

183
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:29,250
Wow, you're, like, a romantic now, huh? She's lucky to have you.

184
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,708
I'm lucky to have her.

185
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,875
Actually, I'm lucky to have her.

186
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,125
I think I like this Yuwen.

187
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,166
You're so sweet. Thank you.

188
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,833
Hey, Tay. You dropped your phone. Screen's good.

189
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:55,125
-You're so sweet. Thank you. -Me?

190
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,333
No, thank you. Uh, it's nothing.

191
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,208
No, really. Thank you.

192
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,000
-Taylor. Can I talk to you for a second?

193
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,666
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

194
00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,041
Okay, bye.

195
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,875
-How's everything with your brother? -Oh, it's good.

196
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:25,375
I'm having a hard time focusing on school, though. It's...

197
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,500
I had a brother, too.

198
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,833
Absorbed him in the womb. There can only be one.

199
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,791
Not now, Yuwen. I'm here for you if you need anything.

200
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,833
Yeah, it's been really hard, and I could really use some tutoring.

201
00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:37,625
-That's right, you do. -Seriously? Is that some kind of joke?

202
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:40,458
Wow, okay. So, you don't even have a sense of humor now?

203
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:43,000
It's okay. I'm just gonna go ask Rochelle.

204
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,791
Listen to me, I just need you to be serious sometimes.

205
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:50,000
-Parole, parole, parole -Écoute-moi

206
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,708
-Parole, parole, parole -Je t'en prie

207
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:57,541
-Parole, parole, parole -Je te jure

208
00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:02,416
Parole, parole, parole, parole, parole

209
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:06,083
Encore des paroles que tu sèmes au vent

210
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,458
Je te regarde comme pour la première fois

211
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,250
They should've never been together in the first place.

212
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,958
Why are they so angry? I don't get it.

213
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,416
-It's the championship. -So toxic.

214
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,583
I hate conflict.

215
00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:24,000
Taylor says he's insecure.

216
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,166
Insecure.

217
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,125
Hey, Tay, you dropped your phone.

218
00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:31,666
-Screen's good. -Taylor says he's...

219
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,083
Insecure.

220
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,458
Hey, Tay.

221
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,375
Did Taylor tell you how she wants to take Rochelle's spot as catcher?

222
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,000
As if she's even good enough.

223
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:49,375
-Am I right, folks? -Hey, gang, has anyone seen Rochelle?

224
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,541
I was just with her mom, actually.

225
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,625
Well. Okay, she's probably just a little late.

226
00:13:55,708 --> 00:14:00,000
So, we will need a catcher. Ooh. Bup, bup, bup, bup.

227
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,750
-Terrence. -Oh, no.

228
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,125
-Coach, I'll catch.

229
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:06,583
Is it possible that you're better than Rochelle at it?

230
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,416
I'm sorry, never mind.

231
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,250
Hey, Taylor!

232
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,583
Don't get nervous.

233
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,541
You better not puke.

234
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,958
No! No! No!

235
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,583
-I'll see you on the field. -On three!

236
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,166
-One, two, three! -Pickles!

237
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,458
Ball.

238
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Come on, let's go!

239
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:03,916
Hey!

240
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,791
That's not... Yuwen, stop!

241
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,041
-I'm serious. -Try to keep up.

242
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,708
Coach! Coach! We need to change pitchers.

243
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,291
-No! What are you doing? -Coach?

244
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:29,833
I didn't mean...

245
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,750
No! Just catch the ball. Come on!

246
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,458
I did it!

247
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,083
Where's the good catcher?

248
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,791
This is ridiculous!

249
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,791
That's it. I'm done. We're done.

250
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,083
Grow up!

251
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:06,416
Please, Taylor! Come back!

252
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:12,666
Taylor! Where are you going? We're in the middle of a game.

253
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,833
Yuwen?

254
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,750
Time, Blue! Time! Give me time!

255
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,083
I can't stop the play.

256
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,583
Guess my skin ain't really thick enough

257
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,916
Not the type to take a sucker punch real well

258
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,833
I spent my whole life try'na crowd please

259
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:02,416
Grinning with tears on my cheeks

260
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,541
Funny bone turning' black and blue

261
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,208
Someone must've let the air out of the room

262
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:13,041
'Cause now they're laughing so hard they can't breathe

263
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,375
Ha, ha, ha

264
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,083
Guess the joke's on me

265
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,916
All this talking out my neck I should respect you more

266
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,041
I threw it all away Then I went back, made sure

267
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:27,083
There's a hole in my heart like yours

268
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:31,291
It was my fault, my fault, something time can't cure

269
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,791
I know, deep in the abyss I go

270
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,416
We, we're cool 'til it all turned cold

271
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,375
Now I'm thinking it can't be

272
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,750
Ha, ha, ha

273
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,458
Guess the joke's on

274
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:48,083
Me

275
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,208
Joke is on me, yeah

276
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,750
Me

277
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:59,208
Joke is on me, yeah

278
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,041
Guess my skin ain't really thick enough

279
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,041
I'm not the type to take this sucker punch real well

280
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,916
I spent my whole life try'na crowd please

281
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,916
Take a look around, yeah the joke's on

282
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,375
Me

283
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,166
Wanna run away, but I just freeze

284
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,583
Ha, ha, ha

285
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,208
Yeah, the joke's on me

